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In other news taking an online spanish class may have been a mistake.  More so than you could gather just from the words"online spanish class."  It requires accessing three separate websites, one of which does not work from my computer, and another of the class is not set up on yet.  On the happy side I had to get a microphone and Skype to take this class, so I have those now.  And I will be using them in my new office in my new apartment.  Did I mention I have a new apartment?

 

...Or that's what I'd say if I ruled the world.
I am perturbed.  For those of you who weren't aware, I work in an office building adjacent to a shopping center containing a K-Mart, Publix, Krispy Kreme, tragically inferoir begal shop, and multiple less notible establishments.  Separating my office building from said shopping center is alot of really tall foliage and a chainlink fence with a convenient, person sized, gap in it where part of the fence was folded down.  Untill yesterday, that is.  Yesterday a very evil man was whitnessed, by me, attempting to "fix" this harmless and fantastically convenient gap.  I was forced to walk around the plant barrier adding another few minuets to what was officially a trip to the vending machine in the next building over but was relieved to see, on my return trip, that the evil man had failed and the gap remained.  Evil Man 0 | People Who Don’t Drive 1.  Today I was unpleasantly surprised to find that he had returned,  this time with garbage bags or something, and tied the gap closed.  I have no idea who this man is working for but he or his superiors have an agenda and I am to find out what it is and stop it.  My theories are as follows:  #1. This man hates the environment.  He realizes that American office workers are too lazy to walk all the way around all that foliage and thus with our throughway blocked will be forced to get into our vehicles and drive to the store, increasing the air pollution and killing that damn environment he hates so much.  #2.  He works for an oil company.  Similar to theory # 1.  He still realizes we are lazy and would rather drive the obscenely short distance than walk around, and by blocking the fence gap he is forcing the denizens of this build to use, and thus have to buy, more gasoline.  #3.  He hates me personally and knows I don’t have a car.  #4. He wants to hurt K-Mart’s sales.  Lets face it.  K-Mart sucks.  No one would shop there with a better and equally convenient option.  The gap made K-Mart the convenient option, more convenient even than the vending machine in the other building, seeing as K-Mart takes credit, and vending machines do not.  I personally have spend far more money at K-Mart than I ever would have were it not for said gab.  So the man hates K-Mart.  Maybe he’s not so evil… I hate K-Mart too.  But damnit I need caffeine and I don’t carry cash!  I hate that man.

Hello world!  

Today I get to go to my very last Drawing I class, drop off my very last peice of late homework, and pick up the four to six pieces of art work that determine whether taking this class helped or harmed my GPA.  I then get to rush home, become pretty, and go to dinner with my boyfriend's family in celebration of his grandmother's I-don't-know-what-th birthday.  And then, maybe, I can sleep.  

Saturday is my co-worker's wedding.  Which means I get to spend the whole evening after work Friday looking for a dress, helping

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Its still the first week of the month and everyone in my office is fighting over the pitiful amount of work available.  I, on the other hand, have opted to simply do everything extremely slowly.  And when that doesn't work I surf the internet!

Have you ever read the myspace/livejournal/whatever of someone you know and it made you want to kiss them?  And this is surprising or disturbing because of who this person happened to be.  I apparently have.  I then you go to your significant other's page and find that he is significantly less cyberspatially awesome.  But this is ok because you know that he is realitally awesome.  Still, the awesomeness of the page is haunting.

Enough of that.

I made the mistake of looking on myspace today!

Mike, who none of you know, is moving to Europe.  England to be more specific.  Crazy.  Why?  His band.  More crazy.  To top it all off he didn't even call me.  He sent me a message on myspace.  When he had a kid he called.  When he got a house he called.  Speaking of which, he has a house that he bought within the past half a year or something.  What of that?  And the girl and the kid.  Well, fuck the girl.  I don't like her and he acts like he doesn't half the time.  But Taylor is awesome and i don't even like children.  Oh well, Mike and i are both terribly flakey at being friends with eachother.

And I'm still writing this at 2:04pm.

I just walked home from work and then back to work.  Well, more specifically: i just walked to publix and bought medicine.  Then i walked home and gave it to Joe.  Then I sat down for five minuets.  Then I walked back to work.  At least i got to see pretty flowers.  Now i'm eating Chinese food courtesy of Tieshia and being offered subway squid by Sherita.  Subway sells squid.  Ok, really subway does not really sell squid.  They just decided that the clump of onions looked like squid.  And Bianca is playing family feud.  

2:29pm
Oh my fucking god Rachel Page just called me!!  For those you playing along at home, Rachel Page is my best friend from Port Richie who moved to Phoenix, AZ and who i have not seen in ummm... wow... a long time.  And she just called me.  And then a bird shat in her car.  Ummm...  Yes.  Yes, this is an interesting day you are all sharing with me.  I missed my Rachie.  I am so very, very pleased.

Today I have come to the following conclusions:
1. I am way too devoted to be such a crapy girlfriend.
2.Yellow flowers look absolutely beautiful against a blue cloudless sky and I need to start carrying a camera again.
3. Flip-flops make poor walking shoes.
4. Life is crazy and awesome.